I like to think it a success when the cops are called
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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