Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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