I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I can't turn off my feet"
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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