Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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