So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I just forgot I was standing up.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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