talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Two words: blizzard sex
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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