I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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