he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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