God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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