We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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