Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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