Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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