The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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