try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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