Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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