I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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