Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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