is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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