In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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