I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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