i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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