i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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