if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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