I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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