Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I still have a little drunk in my system
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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