i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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