3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Randomize
