Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
A bitchslap is in order.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize