I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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