The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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