what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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