His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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