I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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