probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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