Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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