I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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