If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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