He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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