She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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