Don't you send me to vm
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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