I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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