Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Your tits are I can't wait for
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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