and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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