We're like a lot better than the average bears
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
The air taste purple.
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