ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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