check it out our google latitudes are spooning
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Randomize
