remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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