I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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