Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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