bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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