Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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