do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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