The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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