But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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