she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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