you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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