Kareoke will never be a sober sport
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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